UPDATED: Chris Brown Continues His Path to Non-Enlightenment by Getting a Tattoo That Kinda, Sorta Looks Like a Beaten Woman’s Face

09/11/2012 3:31 PM |


Chris Brown, who sucks at life, went and got himself a new tattoo. I wish it were of a butterfly to signify his transition from ugly teen caterpillar to blond-haired responsible adult, or an outline of his hometown state (Virginia!), or a line from his favorite song like the rest of us, but it’s not. It’s of a woman’s face. “It’s a random woman,” a source assures TMZ. Except that the woman looks a lot like Rihanna and half of her face looks as if she were beaten, as suggested by the blood drips and stitches on the lip. The other half looks like a healthy Rihanna giving someone, hopefully him, the evil eye. Here’s a close-up shot to help draw your own conclusions.

I hope we never talk about Chris Brown again.

UPDATE: “His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead) and a MAC cosmetics design he saw. It is not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported,” says a rep for Chris Brown. “It’s still really ugly, though,” says public opinion.