Learn Her Interests
This works both as groundwork for your friendship should the two of you ever meet (you will not), and as added plausibility for your claims that you and Lena are very, very close. So, pop quiz! Who is Dunham’s favorite young pop star — Selena Gomez, or Taylor Swift (hint above)? Does Lena like to party, or no? Well, Emerson’s “acquaintance assured [her] that she had it on good authority that Ms. Dunham doesn’t like to drink,” so put that in the ol’ memory bank. After all, why cultivate your own life and interests, when you can cultivate someone else’s?