“Your Brand” of Smokes
Well, the real answer here is “none” or “electronic cigarettes,” because no one on this cruise is a rebellious and/or vaguely alt teenager anymore, and you should have quit years ago. But for argument’s sake, I’d peg the McGrath & Friends boat as the S.S. Camel Crush. Sure, they weren’t around back in the day, but they represent all the options aboard this boat, and anyway, Smash Mouth fans are obviously menthol people. Go with Matchbox 20, if you like, what, American Spirits? Probably American Spirits.