Oh, you are a human adult? Then Smash Mouth should have been a deal-breaker from the fucking beginning. This was all an elaborate ruse to weed you out, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Just look at that guy! And he’s not even wearing his signature tiny little sunglasses in this picture. Jesus. So anyway, cruises, the 90’s! Have fun hanging out with Rob Thomas, everybody!
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