Brass Monkey—The Beastie Boys
“Cause I drink it anytime – and anyplace/ When it’s time to get ill – I pour it on my face/ Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice/ Come on y’all it’s time to get nice”
Too Drunk to Fuck—Nouvelle Vague
“Went to a party/ I danced all night/ I drank sixteen beers/ And I started up a fight/ But now I am jaded/ You’re out of luck/ I’m rolling down the stairs/ Too drunk to fuck”
Jockey Full of Bourbon—Tom Waits
“16 men on a deadman’s chest/ And I’ve been drinking from a broken cup/ 2 pairs of pants and a mohair vest/ I’m full of bourbon; I can’t stand up.”
Southern Heart—The Walkmen
“Family comes from Kentucky/ and there’s bourbon in the blood”
Sway—The Rolling Stones
“Did you ever wake up to find/ A day that broke up your mind/ Destroyed your notion of circular time/ Its just that demon life has got you in its sway”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s7a-gFX5xM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6-EQzvn4BU
How about Erin and her Cello’s “Sober?” http://youtu.be/o8tgvG_Tnwk
“I love you sober, and i love you hungover”
I really wanted to see something by Nick cave in here. There’s loads to choose from, but “Brother, my cup is empty” and “Thirsty dog” spring to mind. Though, admittedly, both of them are about the destructive elements of drinking and alcoholism – but you can still sing “Thirsty dog” loudly and boisterously, so it reclaims some ground with that.
Or “Oh, Jean” by The Proclaimers. Not actually about drinking, exactly, but if you ARE drinking and if it IS playing and you get to that point in the night where people are in the mood for it, then it’s the best song ever for a bit of dry humping.
Here’s another good drinking song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1CULMYgUfc