Weiner Lost! Spitzer Lost! Hynes Lost! De Blasio Won!: Everything You Need to Know About New York’s Primary Elections You Can Learn From Twitter

09/11/2013 10:05 AM |

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Anthony Weiner, We Won’t Miss You One Bit, Fuck You For Running In the First Place, Now Disappear

Weiner had a truly pathetic night, from start to finish. He got less than 5% of the vote, was being stalked by his ex online-paramour, Sydney Leathers, and had to end the night by escaping through a McDonald’s and into a cab so that the press wouldn’t get a photo of him with Ms. Leathers. It was almost enough to make you feel sorry for the guy, except, of course, for the fact that he’s a dickweed and gave reporters the finger once he got in the cab. Goodbye, Anthony Weiner. We never want to hear from you again.

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2 Comment

  • this is amateurish and blatantly biased.

    shameful coverage of a serious election with very serious consequences, especially for boroklyn’s redevelopment future.

  • @politico It’s true. I’m really biased against your boy Anthony Weiner. But it wasn’t just me! It was also 95% of the NYC Democrats who voted yesterday. So, while it must be hard for you, you’re just going to have to learn to move on. Good luck!