It’s that time of year again—the special season of joy and merriment and, well, crass consumerism! Lest we sound like total killjoys, let us point out that this is actually the one time of year when we happily embrace all things crass, and think you should too! But not by going to, like, Best Buy on Black Friday. No, not at all. Be an adult and a responsible member of your community and shop local for the people you love. And, like, enjoy the season. Cheers.
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