02/19/15 9:00am
02/19/2015 9:00 AM |
This year's post is dedicated to Oscar Micheaux.

It’s that time of year again: the Oscars are finally happening on Sunday, February 22nd; it turns out that no matter how much they get moved up, the speed of thinkpieces, backlashes, and awards campaigning can always make the season feel like it’s lasted since before the kid from Boyhood had ever gotten in front of a camera (rimshot). So let’s dispense with long-winded introductions, because I’m going through every single damn category and telling you who I think will win, who I’d vote for, and who should’ve made the cut but didn’t. Then we can all go back to what comes most naturally in the cold winter months: anticipating Run All Night starring Liam Neeson. Let’s hit it: